Hi, I'm Ashley. My favorite color is purple. My favorite animals are giant pandas and great white sharks. I enjoy reading and various arts and crafts. I'm kind of a hermit.
I stay up too late and consume too much caffeine. I'm a student at Radford University. I like trying to learn new languages. I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
If you really want to know, I want you to know.
Tell me I'm pretty.
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I just got a papercut on my tongue because I’m an idiot and everything in life is terrible.
Tags: papercut tongue
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I’m going to teach ESL
Ebonics as a second language
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Things that annoy me more than they should
My roommate asking me to delete a comment made on a post on my own timeline on Facebook because her sister might see it and tell her mom. Which is stupid because
- I’m not friends with her sister on Facebook, so she wouldn’t be able to see it anyway.
- I just said “When are you coming back?” which is pretty vague. It’s not like I posted on her actual timeline “When are you coming back from the beach where you were staying and having sex with your boyfriend who your parents don’t know about? I hope you’re remembering to take your birth control.”
- Remind your sister that snitches get stitches.
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Drinking a mug of margarita and watching SpongeBob like an adult
Tags: camera whore margarita SpongeBob
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You know, my uncle was a political writer for one of those London tabloids. I can still remember his biggest scoop. The headline read “High Ranking Politician Caught Wearing Women’s Clothing.” Of course, you turned to page two and found out it was Margaret Thatcher, but by then you’d already bought the paper.
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Daphne Moon
Frasier
S2E7 “The Candidate”
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